Fake Females

If you thought this was going to be a post about fake females you thought wrong! Mwhahaha! Then again I don't blame you though it is in the title. It would have been juicy though!

I lured you in *creepy smile*
Anyways here's a fun fact to leave you with. You eat at least six spiders every year in your sleep. Don't worry they're really small.

I won't leave you hanging, here's a lovely article about female friends.
(Beware it's VERY crude)

The Woman Code